Katelin.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

nasftamywinehouse:

up until the age of three my mum took me to countless doctors and got me checked out a billion times because she thought i was deaf and i wasnt speaking but it turned out that i was just ignoring everyone unless food/toys/things i want were involved. nothing has changed tbh

As he was a clock, I became a tower
As he were the grass, I grew to be a flower
As he was the window, I opened as a door
As he was the carpet, I lay as the floor

As he was the sky, I drifted as a cloud
As he was the silence, I spoke the loud
As he was a castle, I flowed as a moat
As he was the ocean, I was his boat

But when I was a heart, he was not my blood
And when I was a drought, he was not a flood
When I was a worry, he was not a care
And when I was alone, he was not there.

(via paralian)