I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Literally I would read thousands of words of this.
When you finish a book and want to start another but you think the one you just finished deserves a moment of silence
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
I got my red dress on tonight
Dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight
Done my hair up real big beauty queen style
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
- scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
- the idea to put ants on stilts
- there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
- confused ants
THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE
I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen
omg that was beautiful
Accurate depiction of fox news.